ATROCIOUS AIRLINES

HELLO FOLKS I HAVE JUST COME BACK FROM WASHINGTON D.C, WHERE ALL THE MAGIC HAPPENS, I HAVE A FEW COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE TRIP GETTING THERE, SO I'LL JUST GET THAT OVER WITH NOW. . . 

We were supposed to fly into D.C at 7 on Monday, but it was delayed until 6AM ON TUESDAY!!!👿👿👿 And so I wasted a WHOLE day waiting. THEN I couldn't fall asleep until 10:40 PM and had to WAKE UP AT 3AM!!! 3 AM!!!!!!!👿👿👿 And so we go 2 the airport at 3:40 am and got on the plane and took off at 6 am, right? And everything should go OK, right? Well waking up at 3am is bad enough on its own, but an hour and a half into the flight, my head starts to hurt. Really badly. To be more specific, the pain of it was as bad as if my head was splitting open, was on fire, had poison going through my bloodstream, and there was an atomic bomb blowing up inside my head. So yeah. It hurt really badly. And so there I am, crying, and waiting and waiting to be able to go outside and get off the plane so it will stop, but then, oh goody, they tell us there will  be a "slight" delay. Yeah, SURE. My mom wen up to the front of the plane and got me some water, and then her & my dad switched spots and I slept on top of him for about a hour. I woke up when we landed in Virginia, and they said over the intercom that there was a lot of fog in D.C so we had to touch down for awhile, so a couple of minutes later I went over to the door a stuck my head outside and then went back to sleep. When I woke up, we were allowed to go into the airport and so me and my mom and sister went into the airport and I got to buy a whole tube of cheesy pringles,  and then we waited a while more, went back into the plane and got to D.C in30 minutes. We were supposed to get there at 8am and we ended up there at 1pm with a 5 hour delay Thank you American airlines, and "have a nice day!"  

                                                                 -H.D