A kids view of politics

WHY HILLARY CLINTON SHOULD BE OUR PRESIDENT.

     MEANINGFUL STATS BY HERMIONE DANGER, STAR  BAFFLE REPORTER

Some of our stats here are shown HERE:

                        MEANNESS SCALE

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RUDELY MEAN                       DTDTDTDT

FULLY MEAN                         DTDTDTDT

MEAN-ISH                            DTDTDTDT

RUDE                                      DTDTDTDT

ANNOYING                           DTDTDTDT

GOOD-ISH         HCHCHCHC  DTDTDTDT

GOOD                 HCHCHCHC DTDTDTDT

                          HILLARY C.   DONALD T.

As we can see (and this is ALL survey based) H.C is good-ish (she’s admittedly made a few mistakes)

And D.T, as you can see, is OFF THE CHARTS. OFF . THE. CHARTS. If THIS is America's future it seems VERY bad. And reliable sources say D.T has made rude comments about women, and is a racist. We WERE expected to have the first woman president EVER but that ship has sailed. Also  survey shows that about 7% percent of students in a school of about 320 students cried on the morning after D.T was elected president.

THAT is why H.C should be our president.

                REASONS TO DISLIKE TRUMP

1. HE IS RUDE

2. HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE ENVIORMENT

3. HE MAKES MEAN COMMENTS ABOUT WOMEN AND IMMIGRANTS

4. HE LOOKS LIKE AN ORANGE IN A WIG

5. HE DOESN'T LET PEOPLE SPEAK THEIR MINDS

6.  HE'S MEAN TO ANYONE WHO'S "DIFFERENT" THEN HIM

7. HE HAS BEEN INVOLEVED IN 3,500 LEGAL CASES

8. HIS PRESIDENTAL RATING IS THE LOWEST EVER