JUST JOKIN' AROUND

Q: WHY DO SEAGULLS FLY OVER THE SEA?
A: IF THEY FLEW OVER THE BAY THEY'ED BE BAYGULLS!  (okay, a bit corny, but okay.)

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A GRUMPY HOCKEY PLAYER?
A:NO MORE MISTER ICE GUY!

Q: WHAT DO ELVES LEARN IN SCHOOL?
A: THE ELFABET!


Garfield by Jim Davis

Jon: It's still winter.

Garfield by Jim Davis Garfield: Z. Jon: Hey, Garfield! Welcome to the 29th century! Garfield: Give me just five more decades.

Garfield by Jim Davis Liz: I'm thinking of changing my scent. Jon: Apple pie is nice. Or fresh-baked bread. Garfield: Or bacon! Liz: Now I'm hungry. Jon: Fried chicken! Garfield: Brownies!
             

Peanuts by Charles Schulz
             

    

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